ATTENTION HU-MANS! I have arrived on the planet Earth without my equipment, and have found that it is a far different place than was found in previous reports. It has become pitiful...weak. But no longer! While my Calcinator Beam and Q-Ray arrive, I shall improve your lives by answering your questions! Allow me to help you to your DEATHS! In This transmission, I converse with the Great Guidance and eliminate a Hu-Man!