The sleight-of-hand bastard who's always a day late and a dollar short. Why is it that there's always one person that never likes to pay for their share of things? Especially when it comes to paying for their food that they've already ordered. Do they not always have money or is it because they know someone is always going to spot them? And, it almost always occurs after a session of eating out when it's time to pay the bill. They either will pay the exact cost of the meal based on the price in the menu (not including tax or tip by the way) or just won't pull out any cash whatsoever.