--John McCain and Barack Obama nearly even in latest polls --Dan Rather's latest conspiracy theory --Profits at the New York Times down 82 percent --Greek court says not all lesbians are from Lesbos --Mississippi ranked America's fattest state NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Post your comments on the video we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield