10 minute director's cut of "Pair of Jacks!" a promotional short-film for Newser.com -- Like most working professionals, I'm too busy during the week to complete a lot of necessary errands. To remedy this, I recently hired two Captain Jack Sparrows to follow me for a day and help out. The results were mixed, at best. Starring: Nick Doestch (Alpha) Tony Bryan (Prime) Shot and Co-directed by Jeremy Frye -- Newser.com is a news aggregating website with a human editorial staff that combs hundreds of sources daily and summarizes select stories from the news day for quick, convenient consumption. Daniel Kibblesmith is a filmmaker and writer, and the creator of Mr. Thing & Mr. Place and The 222 Warehouse. Captain Jack Sparrow is a heavily trademarked cartoon pirate. For more, please see: http://www.newser.com and http://www.kibblesmith.com .