thats all fine and dandy...but what if you CANT make bail, and she some oth­er jerk-​off gets some from her?! (Not speak­ing from per­son­al ex­pe­ri­ence of course...*a­hem*)

I thought Valen­tines Day was about mak­ing up for the last 364 days in which you ig­nored your sig­nif­i­cant oth­er by play­ing video games and stay­ing out late with your friend­s...Wait, yeah, with the hope­ful end re­sult be­ing 'get­ting some'. You are right, I apol­o­gize.

im here in my padded cell wish­ing you a late valen­tines day, hope you got some XD