Not having attended for over 2 years Gertrude Fahie AKA De Cocoanut Lady attends church. After church she calls her friend Hillaire to brag. Meantime Godfrey (her ugly fiance) who has cooked up over 5 pots of Curry Goat calls and interrupts their conversation. She is disappointed as she thinks it is a talent scout trying to get through. Nuff melee and gossip including Godfrey's lack of 'vigor' shall we say. This and more coming frm de one and only Getrude Fahie, Cocoanut Lady.