I be­lieve in God-​ but this is still fun­ny,

im not in­se­cure in my own faith you dumb slut. I know chris­tian­i­ty is a bull­shit fan­ta­sy that likes stupid hyp­o­crit­i­cal vi­o­lent peo­ple to car­ry out its mass mur­ders for their God. i be­lieve in my­self and my abil­i­ties, you can say i have faith in my­self. not the san­ta claus in the sky. i have a brain

THAT IS HI­LAR­I­OUS!!!

I was awake at 3am and heard a katy­did chirp­ing your name.

I wish he hadn't stat­ed what his Point-​of-​View on re­li­gious ac­tiv­i­ties, but hey its his spe­cial and he's the co­me­di­an not me